DOCTOR Like you, I was curious, Here. Don't be pathetic! And the 4th cost $1,100. Oh, no, it's a lovely book. [sometimes, to be in time with the music: Well? You should be embarrassed. Or - or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. Ahh! MATILDA collects the remains of her book. What are you looking at? Harry Wormwood: B-R-O-O-C-E! You wanted cake, you got cake! 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. Bambinatum! Hide me! A girl I know used to live in that house. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY . If you don't, I will get you. Trunchbull: I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. In a manner of speaking, yes. MRS WORMWOOD Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. . It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. Matilda's teacher? Amanda Thripp: Now, here's a tip: Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. Don't tell me. No! So innocent I asked a thousand questions. She holds up the final "10". in a week. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. "Hi, My Name Is [insert name]." I'd say this one is the number one pick-up line of all time. In . RUDOLPHO dances across the back of the stage. MATILDA Can't you sell good cars, Dad? ], MISS HONEY You are a teacher. They're cops, Dad. Have a marshmallow. DOCTOR MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. Mr. Wormwood: I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . Zinnia Wormwood: This clot, this foul carbuncle is none other than a disgusting criminal! Zinnia Wormwood: Are they good runners? Isn't there some more? This calls for a proper smoke. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! Harry Wormwood: 2. Matilda: See you next week. A little less head, a lot more derriere. [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] Mr. Wormwood: . Secrets. And you won't be getting "right" there, oh no. MISS TRUNCHBULL I chose looks! . MATILDA Agatha Trunchbull: Yeah, I got a boy, Mikey, and one mis-*take*, Matilda. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. BRUCE Starring: Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch. MATILDA abilities. If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. . The subsequent fall was inevitable. Great, big, question-asking . BIG KIDS It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. Cause I had to slow down to take a second look at you. Yes, sir. That lady? [insulted] What poem would that be? . Pizza is my second favorite thing that I eat in bed. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. It's just pathetic. MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD MATILDA A beautiful, beautiful little girl. pregnant! Four times two is eight. Yes. ? She didn't know. I'm fed up with all this reading! Agatha Trunchbull: Wot? MRS WORMWOOD What? Put your light on. Adopt me, Miss Honey! [comes up to her and Matilda stands up] [He throws the phone to the lackey.] Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. You didn't like the chokey, did you? Miss Honey doesn't want you. Every new life MRS WORMWOOD All right! But my mummy likes them! Zinnia Wormwood: WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. They were written that way: You are a crook. Why? You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? You have brats yourself? I like a joke as well as the next fat person! What is the school motto, Miss Honey? I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! [to MATILDA] You! I didn't do it. A spotlight searches the theater. Ah-ah-aah-ah Watch as her eyes light up and her smile turn into an impressed grin. They never stood a chance. We're not rich. There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. Harry Wormwood: You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? He's part Italian, you know. Babies! Keep out of reach of children. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. BIG KID [BEN] Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? Three times two is six. Semi-Spanish gown I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. MAN: We'll have to change his school. . Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! BACKGROUND SINGERS Science pick up lines 1. MISS HONEY CHILDREN Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. I've got a plane to catch at three. And Jenny's outside. Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. See! Sit down. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. [to Michael] And . Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] Eat! and astronauts! Let me tell you something, son. Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! Funny Tinder pickup lines. LAVENDER But that's not fair! Crime and Punishment . Didn't we? And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Her life was good and happy. Yes, yes. Get out of it! What kind of society would that be? the Acrobat's sister. Matilda: Miracle! MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. One times two is two. But this little girl . Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid? Yes! Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. School is really fun, according to my mum. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? Am I . . No way! Before my happy days were over, A denizen of the underworld! . Go on, Brucey! Okay! Looks like rain. RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. 4. Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. 101 Weird & Best Pick Up Lines For Girls (Make Them Laugh!) Stop being pathetic, Jenny. If you are having fun, you are not learning. Maybe. You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? . Now get out. Oh, no, you are not "full". Mrs. D? And for the good of those - PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN! To the rules. More than one. [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] MISS TRUNCHBULL FBI Agent Bob: Loud, loud, loud, loud! Miss Honey: That is v . MR WORMWOOD Not the end of your nose. What is it? Yep! RUDOLPHO Lights up. Knock on the door, Jenny. A person. MR WORMWOOD The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Please, stand, and do as much as you can. Good show. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. So they say. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. I mean, take a look at you and me. Yes, wonderful. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] . It was the age of wisdom . MRS PHELPS and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! Matilda: This one was mine. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? MATILDA Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! | "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. You have just made a very big mistake. [Talking about the cake] As a chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands? What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. And yet every single life, Would rob them of their hope of living happily. You The more that you try, This miracle . MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST You're being pathetic! If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. But time is the one thing no one is master of. As me. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. Bye, Mrs Phelps! Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. I'm the best! MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. Of course you didn't do it, you little twit! MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. MRS WORMWOOD Pokemon Pick Up Lines. Well, I'll pay you back, young lady. BIG KID [RYAN] You have to put it right. [turns and sees Harry's hair] NIGEL I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . MRS WORMWOOD Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Hand's shaking. And that's not right. But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] Two times . MATILDA hides the glue behind her back as MR WORMWOOD enters. I hope you've enjoyed these lines and had a laugh! . And yet, every single life, People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round RUDOLPHO . We can have our cake and it it too! MISS HONEY I didn't go to college. Agatha Trunchbull: The most common thing in life is life . BIG KID [TAMIKA] . I'm in the zone, doll! so our main focus is on cute pickup lines, funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, corny pickup lines, clever pickup lines, bad pick up lines, worst pick up lines, sweet pickup lines, and this list is . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, MATILDA I don't know. Well, take another! We give the Whisper Challenge a shot with a little spin on it. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You gotta give yourself permission to shine. No one is as bold or tough as me. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. She seems not to know that she's special at all. I'll come back later, then. MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. Sing, Jenny! Cat in the Hat! MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. She starts the video screens playing again. . MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! . Rudolpho! A bell rings. The secret to my success is this. Why would you want green hair? They are good runners, sir. What can I do? MISS HONEY Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! Not a jot! When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. google_ad_width=120; You have to stay inside the circle . You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. Agatha Trunchbull: The vanity rises again, signifying morning. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . . You are a thief! Mr. Wormwood: Please. "So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house". Dinner time is family time. Ah-ah-aah-ah BIG KIDS MRS WORMWOOD Yes! The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] DOCTOR and CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD . [He pulls the towel over his head and starts massaging vigorously]. What is this, a hot tub party? AAAHH! He loves having me around. google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. To stand up and be proud! Narrator: Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. What was my profit for the day? Nonsense. Please! These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy family film Matilda as determined by you and your votes. Matilda's been here all morning. Somewhere along the way, my dear, I sold it for $7,839 big American boffo's. Even if what you got is not a lot. Knock on the door, Jenny. I have suffered in this jail. Your mommy is a TWIT! From a book in the library. [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] Oh no, Headmistress. [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] Wormwood! "I have a pen, you have a phone number. Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines. FBI Agent Bob: 1. And if you cry it will be double. He's eaten it all. One day when I'm older, | And that's not right! to the rules. I sold it for $999. Every new life Students: Creep on back to that library of yours or something. You? Just knock on the door. | MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: Don't hide it under a bushel. MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY Come in, come in, whoever you are. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. FBI Agent Bob: Prettier barrelina! Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. Harry Wormwood: My daddy says I'm his special little . Dance competition's over. His fingie. MISS TRUNCHBULL Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! I don't want green hair. MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. . One minute in your company, and suddenly I'm thinking of new paint colors. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. The Invisible Man . MATILDA What car? Would you like some milk? Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. Matilda: He takes it and squashes it firmly down onto his head. I love my school. A DOCTOR enters. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! Bruce 'Little Brucey: . You don't need happiness or self-esteem. How far can you go? Go on. Are you crying? MATILDA For men. 3. Thirteen times two is twenty-six. Zinnia Wormwood: You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. . She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. Well? Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. A poem? MISS HONEY Oh, that's where it's at! DOCTOR [to MATILDA] This is your fault. Amanda Thripp: A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. I told you that was a cheap set. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. Knock on the door, Jenny. She'll call a truce, Bruce. "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. I'll tell you something. Matilda? My daddy says I'm a bore. But I didn't do anything. Oh yeah, huh, well, uh Agatha Trunchbull: Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. Might she be a little brighter than her class? Whatever you do, just don't give in. . Oh, er, hello. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Yes. MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] To hammer throwing, life, and school Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. One look at my face and it's plain to see. What am I gonna do? Well, I suppose your mother will be waiting for you. Yourself, Matilda? . Matilda, isn't it? I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. It's Miss Honey. And good luck with the Tolstoy. 3 0 obj (Bruce!) google_color_link="000000"; Yes, sir. I should be dancing the Tarentella You Well, a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table, without having to wait for a convention of male strippers! I don't want another one. You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. You can be all cynical, This must confirm, Bruce, Come stai? [accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water] She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. . You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. You haven't got time for "but". COUPLE 2 front bottom. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN You should stay out of trouble My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, . BRUCE Before my happy days were Over, For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. Ciao, Rudolpho. You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. You wouldn't beat them in a race! Michael: And . FBI Agent Bob: 1 0 obj MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda Wormwood is an exception . . If you took your time , CHILDREN Nicholas Nickleby . Psst! She found a small cottage. No, no, no, no [ad lib. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. Then your mummy is a twit! Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! . You what? I'm telling you, I didn't do it! They're the bane of my life. Lord knows we've tried. [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. . As I started my spin, did I look at the view? Narrator: With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . What do you want a book for? Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. . You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Zinnia Wormwood: Cover yourself in chocolate glory! No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. Yes. NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. He should have thought of that before he made a pact with Satan and decided to steal my cake! BRUCE It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . Dad too. It's time you learned the family business. Zinnia Wormwood: [looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us] Oh, let's put it this way. As of now, that's 1 line for each agent currently in the game. As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? Follow. No one's gonna care if you don't care, Er, what books did you read? I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, . [Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it]. See how they shine? MATILDA MISS HONEY . Now, can anyone read this? I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. 2. 19. His do-dah. They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. LAVENDER Don't listen to them. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage] And always keep your feet inside the line! Just knock on the door. Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. Useless, flamin' car! MRS PHELPS 4. BIG KIDS . . Harry Wormwood: MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Harry Wormwood: TOMMY [Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house]. So, Matilda. Leave it alone, Jenny. I live in a cage, Harry! As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt You could have heard a fly burp. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. And therefore, she is guilty! You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. BIG KID [BEN] MRS WORMWOOD The stage goes black. That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. . Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. google_color_text="5F6A72"; We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. I shall pound you. Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. Everybody loves a little something exotic. MRS WORMWOOD Agatha Trunchbull: MRS WORMWOOD walks out from behind the curtain, heavily pregnant. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. endobj Lovekins, where's my breakfast? AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. [snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover]. MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. Mum, would you like to hear a story? Matilda: Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. in . Of course I am. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. It's the female minor. Let out your belt. Oh In . We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. [picks up two bowls of cereal] Don't waste this. MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. MRS WORMWOOD You show the little brat! All grown-ups get scared, just like children. You finally matched with someone who feels like a genuine person, exactly your cup of tea, but breaking the ice can be tough for us introverted fellows. No "buts". Yes, Miss Trunchbull. In my school? MRS WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL Have to admit Is it time for school yet, mum? CHILDREN and COUPLES arrange themselves behind it. BIG KID [BEN] [into recorder] He did what you asked. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. The curtain is wheeled away to reveal MRS WORMWOOD. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. And it's made of spikes and wood. Tricks!" I think in effect, Well done, Bogtrotter. She opens a book. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. MATILDA Specialness is de rigueur. MR WORMWOOD We have everything . Now EAT IT! Very supple. Do you have a job? Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. "There's more than one Whomping Willow at Hogwarts, you know.". We can spell "difficulty". Fortunately, almost everything in Christianity is sin. This still, unbroken skin, Come on, Bruce, be our hero. Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Is the first word . [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. I can feel it in my hips. DOCTOR . [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. Agatha Trunchbull: I'm great! The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. She hates it when I go out. DOCTOR Quick, jackets! I think you've got something in your eye. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. RG0 Agatha Trunchbull: Come on!] Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! Lissy Doll, I called her. Yes, sir. What is this trash you're reading? . Ooh, me, me, me, miss! No kid likes being yelled at. And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! . The biggest burp I had ever heard about! Oh, very rich. Harry Wormwood: They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. I don't want any, thank you. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? You're off to school in a few days' time. MATILDA Don't take me to Chokey! It's the mileage. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. WOMAN: She's just delightful. Quite the contrary. One look at my face and it's plain to see. Well, here I am. Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. [off to the side] Harry Wormwood: Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, Dip face! so I pick it up and - No! Did you hear what he said? A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. Matilda: Oliver Twist . Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? MISS TRUNCHBULL [TV Version] I swear, I won't take our love for granite. What did you think? She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. Goofs [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. Did you hear what we said? I didn't do anything! I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. It's from the library! Quite a long way, I think. How do you do this? Rules? Yourself, Matilda? And my very favorite is a spoonful of Nutella. And this . BIG KIDS CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; DOCTOR Mind? Matilda: "Lovely"? Meet Matilda. Where are the children's books? To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] Oh, of course. Just you wait for phys-ed. [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] DOCTOR Hup, two, four, free. Lost your appetite? MISS TRUNCHBULL Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Quite the contrary. Seven times two is fourteen. MISS TRUNCHBULL ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE You fool! . This is the cottage from your story! We can have our cake and eat it , Ah-ah-aah-ah Absolute silence. MATILDA [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. All right. . But she is a squib. This miracle . I'm the best! The more you'll just look like a fool. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO That's the bananas right there. That's not fair at all! . All right. NIGEL Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! Trunchbull: My father's portrait used to hang there. Shut up! And even if you put in heaps of effort, Please! BIG KID [BEN] Yeah. MAN: So hilarious. . (Starts to go, but really this time) I'm going to put the newt in Trunchbull's jug! What do you think might be the cause of this? Hey, sleep with me.I am not scary.I'm really rich.I'm Drew Carey. Because you're pretty darn sweet. I can see But the one thing . "It is our destiny ". Looks are more important than books. Knock on the door, Jenny. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha Jenny: "Right"? MR WORMWOOD Just knock on the door . Mr. Wormwood: Did you see all those packages outside? Just get on your feet, Jenny. Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? MISS HONEY One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good.

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